From long, long ago:
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe the story's true
Ask the blind man. He saw it, too.
I'll be damned! There it is, right along with "Ladies and Jellybeans!"
The internet and the WWW are so cool. Thank you Sir Tim (and all you other geniuses, too).