Daniel Dennett will surely BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY for allowing SATAN'S CLEVERNESS to reach his pen. In his adoration of Satan, Dennett even wears a beard like Satan's!
Satan has used Dennett to compose a piece filled with as much trickery as the leftist New York Times could decently publish in its ongoing attempts to prevent the teaching of humanity's REAL origins.
Children must be protected from tricky screeds like Dennett's, especially if their "open mindedness" makes them vulnerable to the arguments of these "scientists." I urge you to block the ENTIRE NEW YORK TIMES WEBSITE from your home computer, and make sure any library or school computers are also blocked from the Times' evil influence before letting your vulnerable children be exposed to Dennett's blasphemous tirade.
Pat Robertson made a mistake recently. Hugo Chavez! Give me a break! Daniel Dennett is the one we should assassinate! What was Brother Robertson THINKING?!
If you must know the enemy, and if you are confident of the protections of your prayers and tithes, the offensive op-ed is here (or see the whole thing (Fair Use) in the first comment to this post). You are forewarned: BE WARY OF SATAN'S CLEVERNESS.