Diario La Hora. Deporte.
Somehow, I don't think this ad would cut it in the sports section of, oh, say, the New York Times.
Translated, it reads:
You're going to leave her dead.
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- Superior to all the others
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Of course, "dead" is actually a, what, metaphor?, for "absolutely satiated".